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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2614 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
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