EpicLossAgeClocksMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	247	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2849
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Farms Harvested:	713
Enchantments Applied:	123	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1904	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Animals Bred:	58	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mines Excavated:	3331

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Farms Harvested:	870
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crops Grown:	3057
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mines Excavated:	3094	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	191	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Crops Grown:	6393