Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Villages Defended: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
New Chunks Explored: 584998 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Farms Harvested: 847 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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