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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 853 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
join us and you can ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join the party!
we have more secret underground bases than a government conspiracy theory and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! plus, our players are so cool, they make the ender dragon look like a scaredy cat!
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