| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 418 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?
So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7408 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.
So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6424 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.
so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!
So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 125 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 354 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?
Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!
So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.
but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.
so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9810 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?
Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.
So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9291 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.
Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?
So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2517 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
