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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4718 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 | Potions Brewed: | 47 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9931 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
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SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
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