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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9656 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 135 |
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