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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7453 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 161 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!