PureEvil | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	150	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9980	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mines Excavated:	2421	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	116785
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Star Shards Collected:	283	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	274784
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	9639	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	1