Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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