Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where our business strategy is as chaotic as our creeper explosions! We spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds to buy up all the neighboring studios, thinking it would give us the ultimate power in the land. But instead, it just led to more drama, more pranks, and more hilarious mishaps. Join us if you want to be a part of the most dysfunctional, yet entertaining, SMP out there. Who needs a solid business plan when you have a group of players who can’t even agree on what color to make their sheep farm? Come join the madness and see where our questionable decisions take us next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY