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Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Towns Built: 2 Enchantments Applied: 57
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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