so, like, u know how Hungary’s Orban is all like, “hey Russia, wanna be friends?” well, the EU is all up in his face like, “nah bro, u can’t do that!” but like, who cares about politics when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and a secret underground base where u can hang out with aliens. forget about the EU drama and come join the most lit server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it. Orban who? we only care about blocky adventures and making new friends. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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