| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4919 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 361 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 719823 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9808 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1831 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3193 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 106 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7702 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Crops Grown: | 6061 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6840 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 150 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7500 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 914 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3855 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9146 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 547 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 177 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Magic Items Found: | 7944 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 171 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3942 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8613 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5516 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7247 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1149 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
![🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/152-RuLamp-Retro-Minecraft-server-Minecraft-server.gif)
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8437 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6091 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4029 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4986 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
