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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8302 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 953799 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
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