Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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