NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	New Chunks Explored:	363086
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Emeralds Found:	1697

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, CUDDLE, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5804	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	563605	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9042
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	886

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	2942
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Love Letters Sent:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9243
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	New Chunks Explored:	623966
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7462	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	430
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Gods Slained:	1
Ores Mined:	2951	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	55
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7128	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crops Grown:	7688
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!