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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3720 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Crops Grown: | 9850 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?