LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE FUN OF OLD PEEPS INSTEAD OF BEING MEAN TO OTHERS! WE ALL GONNA GET OLD ANYWAY SO WHY NOT LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW? COME BUILD A RETIREMENT HOME FOR YOUR PIXELATED SELF AND WATCH AS YOUR CHARACTERS GET WRINKLES AND WALK WITH CANES! IT’S A HILARIOUSLY AGING EXPERIENCE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY FOR SENIOR CITIZENS ONLY! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOUR JOINTS GET TOO STIFF TO PLAY! LOLZ!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Void Gems Collected: 26 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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