Peko’s Chill MC Server

aloof, antisocial, Bitch, Chill, cold-hearted, Disliked, distant, Frigid, gossip, ISOLATED, negative reputation, numberfag, Pekora, Pekos, Rumors, Server, social outcast, unapproachable, Unfriendly, uninviting, unkind, unlikable, unpopular

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	863192	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	727
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and troublemakers out there!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art and riding pigs into battle is a legitimate strategy. Our fearless leader, Captain Crazypants, once defeated an Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. True story!

But that’s not all – we have epic events like the annual “Piggyback Race” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze filled with exploding creepers. And let’s not forget about our legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in events like “Spleefing with Style” and “Creeper Dodgeball.”

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nation-States

4K, building, Casual, Claiming, Diplomacy, Factions, Interaction, Join, Limited Map, multiplayer, nationstates, player, progress, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Systems, Target, Trade, TYPE, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	253943	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Server Name	Nation-States
Version	1.20+
Overview	Nation-States is a survival multiplayer server similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map is approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system.

FAQ

What type of server is Nation-States?

Nation-States is a survival multiplayer server with elements of diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction.

What version of Minecraft does Nation-States support?

Nation-States supports Minecraft version 1.20 and higher.

How big is the map on Nation-States?

The map on Nation-States is approximately 4k by 4k.

What claiming system does Nation-States use?

Nation-States uses the towny claiming system.

Is Nation-States more geared towards casual players or PvP players?

Nation-States is targeted more towards casual, building players, but also has systems in place for those wanting more PvP.

How can I join Nation-States?

You can join Nation-States by clicking on the following Discord link.

Azure Isles Minecraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, alg, Augment Guide, azur lane, Azur Lane General, AZURE, Bisoku Zenshin S2, Bremerton, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fancy ASMR, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Giulio Cesare, Guild Spreadsheet, Isles, Lore, maid skin, Meta, Minecraft, noshiro, Private Dorm, pvp guide, Roon, Secrets, Shimanto, Ship Tier List, Siren Oceana, Story summary, Taihou, Weser, Wiki

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	7311
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Like, imagine sailing the high seas with Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin – it’s like a cruise mission, but in Minecraft! And don’t even get me started on Taihou META, she’s dropping on 12/12 and she’s gonna blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We got secrets like Bremerton and ShimantoNoshiro Private Dorm, and Roon ASMR dropping on 12/28 – it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam. And if you’re into Siren Oceana and Bisoku Zenshin S2, then this server is the place to be.

Just remember to bind your account, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates – we don’t want that, do we? And hey, we don’t have our own Discord, ’cause we’re too cool for that.

Check out our ship tier list, equipment guide, fleet builder, PvP guide, and so much more – we got all the resources you need to dominate the game. Plus, we got a wiki, story summary, and lore to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it forever. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Back in my day

abilities faded, abilities waned, abilities weakened, aging, capabilities lost, changes, Day, growing older, LIMITATIONS, limitations of time, no longer capable, past abilities, past accomplishments, past capabilities, past talents, physical limitations, restrictions, skills deteriorated, skills diminished, skills lost, talents forgotten

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5087	Towns Built:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Remember the good old days when you could ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that glorious moment over and over again! Join us for the chance to ride pigs, chickens, and even llamas off the tallest cliffs without a care in the world. Who needs a parachute when you have a trusty farm animal to cushion your fall? Don’t miss out on the adrenaline rush of a lifetime – join our server now and start living on the edge (literally)!

VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server

Bounty, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Juan Guaido, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, opposition leader, Politics, presidential candidate, REWARD, reward money, search, Server, Unrest, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, whereabouts

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU COULD WIN $100K FROM VENEZUELA’S GOVERNMENT JUST FOR FINDING OUR OPPOSITION’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

WarCraftyElections

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., Democracy, Diplomacy, elections, global affairs, Government, hot phase of war, international relations, leadership, peace negotiations, Peacebuilding, political stability, Politics, post-war elections, Ukraine, war aftermath, WarCraftyElections, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	208032
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can play while u wait for the “hot phase of war” to pass. like, u can build ur own lil world and escape from the chaos of the real world. plus, u can vote for ur leader in elections on the server and maybe even become the ruler of the minecraft world. join now for a chance to escape reality and have some fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Bed wars anarchy with a free world without donation Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bed wars, donation, free world, minecraft server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchantments Applied:	211	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Minecraft server without donation, with bad wars and real anarchy

compassmine.aternos.me

Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, cosmetic trinkets, Discord, loot boxes, looting system, Modded, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Server, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Emeralds Found:	8957
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Mods & Stuff SMP Overview

Feature	Description
No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes	Enjoy a fair gaming experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Player ran economy	Participate in a player-driven economy within the server.
Teams	Join or create teams to collaborate with other players.
Active owners	Engage with dedicated and active server owners.
100% survival	Experience survival gameplay without any creative mode.
Whitelisted Mc and Discord server	Access the server and Discord community through whitelisting.

Modded Features

Feature	Description
In-game voice chat	Communicate with other players via in-game voice chat.
Cooperative looting system	Enjoy a cooperative looting system with separate loot chests.
Cosmetic trinkets	Personalize your character with cosmetic trinkets.
New bosses and storyline	Encounter new bosses and delve into an expansive storyline.
Skill and class system	Choose your skills and class to customize your gameplay.
Cooking mods	Explore a variety of cooking mods for culinary adventures.

Server Disclaimer

Players have already made progress on the server, which is approximately a month old. Minimum of 6 GB RAM is required to play the current modpack.

Join Our Discord Server

https://discord.gg/4z2Db7acHE

Black Manlet’s Thai Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Black, black manlet, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, feasible goal, Gender Identity, Girlfriend, Interracial Relationships, LGBTQ, love, manlets, Minority, new years resolution, personal growth, Quest, relationships, self improvement, sexual orientation, thai, Thai ladyboy, Transgender

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Thai ladyboy gfs roam free and you, a black manlet, can finally achieve your dreams! It’s like a crazy mix of fantasy and reality, all in one epic Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make your wildest resolutions come true!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bmw 3 series, car accident, CarCraze, downpayment, fees, first house, Honda, hyundai, insurance costs, Lexus NX, luxury, mid 6 figures, MIL, Millionaires, Minecraft, mini-SUV, monthly support, nice car, Q3, Server, Support, tesla, TOTAL, vanity rights, VHCOL city

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	607	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Void Gems Collected:	37	Holy Grails Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mines Excavated:	4588
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Star Shards Collected:	286
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ores Mined:	2268
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
New Chunks Explored:	513452	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!