Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • UglyCelebSightings

    UglyCelebSightings
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll see why this celebrity is considered beautiful – because they’ve built the most stunning pixel art creations you’ve ever seen! From giant statues of themselves to intricate landscapes, you’ll be in awe of their building skills. Plus, rumor has it they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. So if you want to see beauty in a whole new light, come join us on this wild and wacky server!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TikTokCraft: Gen Z Satisfaction!

    TikTokCraft: Gen Z Satisfaction!
    so, like, u know how tiktok is, like, taking over the world, right? well, on this server, we take it to a whole new level, dude. we got, like, tiktok challenges every hour, where u gotta build the craziest stuff in, like, 60 seconds. and get this, if u win, u get a diamond block that, like, sparkles and stuff.

    but wait, there’s more. we got this secret underground club where only the coolest players can hang out. u gotta do, like, parkour challenges to get in, and once u do, u get access to, like, exclusive skins and pets.

    oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide, like, chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and u gotta, like, solve riddles to find them. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

    so, like, if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where tiktok rules and the fun never stops, then, like, join us now, dude. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Farms Harvested: 226
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PokeHeavens

    PokeHeavens

    Bienvenido a PokeHeavens Network! Minecraft Pixelmon 1.16.5

    The goal of Pokeheavens Network is to create a balanced, non-p2w server where everything you get has value and does not depreciate over time, eliminating the need for wipes.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Animals Bred: 94 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets PvP on all platforms!

    Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets PvP on all platforms!
    <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/doors-myths/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address (JAVA) 37.10.122.12:25984
    IP Address (BEDROCK) 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

    Discord Server

    Mac land is a survival server with a friendly and chaotic small community. The server has been running for a couple of months and features towns, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server has been running for a couple of months.

    Q: What can I expect from the server?

    A: A survival server with towns, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

    Q: Is the community friendly?

    A: Yes, the community is described as friendly yet chaotic.

    Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, rp sit, and other random features implemented based on community requests.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Catalog Minecraft Server

    Crafty Catalog Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, serious answers only…just kidding, bring on the memes and chaos!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than miuna! Our server is home to a community of wacky players who love to do the most ridiculous things you can imagine.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, participate in our annual llama racing competition, and try not to get pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join miuna today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NoFavorNoAskMC

    NoFavorNoAskMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where manners and common courtesy are valued above all else!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll meet characters like Shy Bob, who will only ask for favors through his friends because he’s too shy to talk to you directly. But don’t worry, we’ll teach him the importance of stepping up and asking for what he wants like a true Minecraft warrior.

    Embark on epic quests to restring rackets for your fellow players, but only if they have the decency to ask you themselves! No more indirect requests allowed on this server – we’re all about direct communication and good manners.

    So if you’re ready for a server where politeness reigns supreme and social anxiety is no excuse for not speaking up, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and life lessons await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Dragon Eggs Found: 9989

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TimeTravelBuddy

    TimeTravelBuddy
    If you could spend time with any one person in History who would it be? Well, obviously it would be Steve from Minecraft! Can you imagine mining diamonds together, fighting off creepers, and building epic structures side by side? Plus, rumor has it that Steve is a master at redstone contraptions and can even tame a herd of wild pigs to do his bidding. So why join our server? Because you never know when Steve might log on and invite you on an adventure of a lifetime!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9677

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DemocraftUnderminerz

    DemocraftUnderminerz
    so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. we even got a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    oh, and did i mention we have a dance party every night with skeletons and zombies? yeah, they got some sick moves, trust me. you gotta join this server cuz we got the best parties in town.

    plus, we got a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and talking trees. it’s like a fairytale come to life, man. you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice

    Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice
    so, liek, u kno dat guy trump? ya, the one from dat show the apprentice? well, he’s liek, da big boss on dis server. he’s got all da diamonds and emeralds u could eva want. he’s a real good negotiator, so u betta be ready to trade ur way to da top. but don’t worry, he’s got a soft spot for newbies, so he’ll hook u up with some sweet gear to get u started.

    and let me tell u, dis server is no joke. we got crazy challenges and epic battles dat will keep u on ur toes. u gotta be strategic and quick if u wanna survive. but don’t worry, we got a team of mods dat will help u out if u get stuck. dey’re da best in da biz, trust me.

    so, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, dis server is da place to be. plus, u never know who u might run into. i heard dat one time, notch himself popped in to say hi. so come join us and let’s make some memories together. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GreenCraft: Where even the creepers are environmentally friendly! Join us now on version 1.21.

    GreenCraft: Where even the creepers are environmentally friendly! Join us now on version 1.21.

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations
    🎮 Cross-Platform
    🤺 Minigames
    ⭐ Events
    🗺️ Collectable Maps
    😶‍🌫️ Land claims
    🗳️ Community feedback

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join GreenCraft SMP? You can join using the provided Java or Bedrock IPs and Ports, or add GreenCraftSMP as a friend.
    Are there frequent events on the server? Yes, we host events every 2 weeks where participants get rewards.
    What is the main feature of GreenCraft SMP? The main feature is Nations, where players can claim land, build bases, and engage in wars.
    Can I play minigames on the server? Yes, you can access various minigames by typing /warp minigames in chat.
    How can I get collectable map art? You can participate in server activities to earn your own unique collectable map.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Behavior Minecraft Server

    Crafty Behavior Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will challenge you to dance-offs and if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow colored fireworks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have formed a biker gang and ride around on motorcycles made out of bamboo. They’ll challenge you to races through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. And if you manage to beat them, you’ll earn the title of “Honorary Panda Biker” and get your very own leather jacket with a custom patch.

    And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our faction of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all the other mobs in the server. They have a secret base hidden in a giant chicken statue where they plan their attacks using advanced egg-launching technology.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Remember, on this server, everybody wants to rule the world…or at least have a good laugh trying!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SakuraCraft Minecraft SMP – German Woman Living in a 140 Year Old Japanese Village

    SakuraCraft Minecraft SMP – German Woman Living in a 140 Year Old Japanese Village
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to live in a 140-year-old Japanese house just like this German woman? Well, join our SMP and you can build your own historical masterpiece! Who needs modern houses when you can have a piece of history in your virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that this Japanese house is haunted by the ghost of a samurai warrior who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. Plus, the house comes with its own hot spring where you can relax after a long day of mining and crafting.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the thrill of living in a truly unique and bizarre setting. Who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PartyPooperCraft

    PartyPooperCraft
    Come join our Minecraft server and escape from the drama of real life! We promise no one will make snarky comments about your Golden Goose sneakers here.

    Our server is a safe haven from toxic family members who don’t respect you. You won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments or eye-rolling relatives while you’re building your dream world in Minecraft.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of dating someone with a family who doesn’t appreciate you. Build your own paradise where you’re the boss and no one can tell you what to do.

    Don’t be like the protagonist in this story, be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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