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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
Dragon Scales Harvested: 356 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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