Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even babies are dying to join? Literally, the number of babies under 1 year old who kicked the bucket in Texas after some crazy abortion ban went into effect skyrocketed by 13%! But don’t worry, the rest of the country only saw a 2% increase in baby deaths, so you know this server is where all the action is at. Join now for a killer time and some seriously twisted gameplay. Let’s go, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops: 6 Void Armor Forged: 20
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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