Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Chimeras Created: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Emeralds Found: 6461 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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