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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Void Gems Collected: 12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 76 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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