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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Meteorites Collected: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Animals Bred: 108
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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