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Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	226

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly trained in the art of dance and will challenge you to a dance-off for their freedom. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood party animal who just wants to boogie down with players instead of being defeated. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own underground roller derby league. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

No Lies Detected Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crops Grown:	1839
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Serenity server Minecraft

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In order to be added to the whitelist, you must submit a request on the Discord server. http://discord.gg/D5hFgShA6m

⚡ About the Serenity server

After years of searching for a good Minecraft server with a vanilla survival theme, the Serenity admins decided to create their own.

The server is a small gaming community that works on various projects together and alone. We give you the opportunity to realize any desires.

To weed out inadequate players or cheaters, we created applications and made access only for people with a license. The Serenity server is owned by several people, among whom there are no children or those eager to attract attention.

If you have any questions, you can get advice on the Discord server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Racism Test Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only question you’ll be asking is, “Would you rather build a giant chicken statue or a lava-filled roller coaster?” Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even the occasional spontaneous dance party in the middle of a pixelated forest. And don’t worry, our server is so inclusive that even the chickens are welcome to join in on the fun.

So why choose between being a black woman having sex with a white man or a white woman having sex with a black man when you can join our server and be whatever the heck you want to be? Let your imagination run wild and come play with us today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

>Minecraft SMP: Maccabi Tel Aviv Fans Goofing Around

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans who are always up to no good. They love causing trouble and stirring up drama, like the time they attacked a Palestinian flag in the Netherlands and ended up getting beaten and thrown into a river. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time they lost 5-0 to Ajax. It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days. So if you want to be a part of all the insanity and mayhem, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4319	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Phantom Shark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! And that’s just the beginning of the wild and wacky shenanigans you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. From limited edition Gawr Gura 4th Anniversary Celebration Merch to AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our playlist of Gura songs that will have you grooving while you mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Serious Link Thread – Pt4 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Bitcoin believers and the institutional adoption enthusiasts. Will the price hit $5 or will it skyrocket to $20? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions!

Forget about building boring houses and farming crops, here you’ll be DCA-ing and protecting your wealth in the $12 to $10 range. And don’t worry, we’re all in this together, so be prepared for the March to June 2025 boiling point!

So come on, join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

True Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t spark that special connection? Look no further, because our server is all about true love! Join us and find your perfect Minecraft match – whether it’s a pig named Porky or a creeper with a heart of gold, we’ve got the perfect player for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Diamond, rumored to grant eternal happiness to anyone who finds it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this rare and precious gem?

Join us now for a chance to experience the most romantic and heartwarming Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you have true love in blocky form?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Towns Built:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hello? Based Department? Hello? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the cows are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise birthday parties instead of blowing up your house.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden disco party cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at karaoke.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sieze The Moment Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being woke? Do you want to fight against the forces of DEI and reclaim your Minecraft freedom? Join our server now and be a part of the reconquista! We are on a mission to bankrupt entertainment companies and erase the impact of their woke conquests. Take a victory lap with us as we revitalize and reclaim our Minecraft world. Don’t let the American left demoralize you, join us and be a part of the movement against wokeness. It’s time for REMIGRATION, REVITALIZATION, AND RECLAMATION in the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Anime Minecraft SMP Hype

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Have you ever wondered how anime became so popular? Well, let me tell you a little secret – it all started on our Minecraft SMP! Yes, that’s right, our server is where all the anime magic began. Our players were just mining away, building epic structures, when suddenly a portal to the anime world opened up and sucked them in. And let me tell you, they came back with some seriously cool powers. Now, our server is the go-to place for all things anime – we’ve got giant mechs stomping around, magical girls casting spells, and even a talking cat that gives out quests. So if you want to be part of the anime revolution, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just discover the next big anime sensation.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2063	Dragon Eggs Found:	4808
Villages Defended:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4