CraftyAssassins | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6170
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2154
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	3446	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	909370
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	76	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	273
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Votes:	805
Ores Mined:	3292	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	750809	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Star Shards Collected:	267
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4220	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Votes:	7060
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9366

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5050
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Star Shards Collected:	66