Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 263 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY