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BabyTalkCraft

Affection, annoyance, Apology, BabyTalkCraft, babytalking, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conversation, DAUGHTER, endearing, family, Fun, growth, love, Maturity, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, relationship, Respect

Are you tired of your dad constantly babytalking you and asking for snackie-snacks on a Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the cringy dad jokes and build your own snackie-snack empire without any parental interference!

We promise no one will ask you to pass the juice-juice or babytalk you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their age or relationship with their parents.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free snackie-snack dispenser in your virtual house! Who needs real-life parents when you have unlimited snackie-snacks in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward family interactions in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Ores Mined:	2929	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CelebLife Minecraft SMP

CelebLife, celebrity life, everyday life, Expectations, Fame, fame vs reality, Fans, glamour, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, paparazzi, PRESSURE, privacy, public image, recognition, scrutiny, smp, social media, spotlight, stress, success, wealth

Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the biggest difference is that instead of paparazzi following you around, it’s creepers trying to blow you up! Join our server for a chance to live like a true Minecraft superstar, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in our world, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players. So why live a boring, normal life when you could be living it up in our crazy, celebrity-filled Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to fame and fortune (or at least a really cool castle).

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyAnxiousGamer

Are you tired of constantly feeling on edge and stressed out in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Our server is specially designed for anxious individuals looking for a virtual escape from the chaos of everyday life. Need a break from social interactions? No problem! You can play solo or team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with anxiety.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Alpaca, a mystical creature that roams the virtual landscape offering words of wisdom and comfort to those in need. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Anxiety Alpaca, your anxiety levels will decrease by 1000%!

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your anxiety-induced habits. Who knew that a virtual world could be the key to finding peace and relaxation?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VITA MC Vanilla+ & a sprinkle of modded madness!

Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, Community, Contests, creativity, Custom Modpack, Items, java, landscapes, Legacy, madness, Mechanics, Modded, multiplayer, Other, Quests, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Treasures, Vanilla, version 1.9, vita

IP	play.vita-mc.net

Overview:

Vita MC is the perfect Minecraft server for players seeking adventure, creativity, and community. With our custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead, and a friendly international community, there’s always something new to explore and create. Our server supports both Java and Bedrock, and is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards. Come and build your legacy with us!

Features:

Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead
Expansive World
Community-Driven
Events and Challenges
Friendly Staff
Questing and Adventure
Evolving Parkour in the main Hub

Whether you’re a master builder, a daring explorer, or a creative adventurer, Vita MC has a place for you. Join us today and start your adventure in the ultimate modded Minecraft community!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
What is the custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead?	Full Steam Ahead is a unique modpack designed to enhance gameplay and creativity with new features, items, and mechanics.
Are there regular events and challenges on the server?	Yes, the server hosts thrilling events and challenges for players to compete in and earn rewards.
Is there a staff team available to assist players?	Yes, there is a friendly and helpful staff team ready to assist players with any questions or issues they may have.
What kind of quests and adventures can players expect on Vita MC?	Players can embark on epic quests in custom adventure areas, complete missions, battle custom mobs, solve puzzles, and shape their own stories.

For more information, visit our website: vita-mc.net

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	9324

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fabulous Rainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, cultural norms, Diversity, equality, Fabulous, feminine gay boy, Gender Roles, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, love, love is love, Marriage, Minecraft, non-traditional relationships, RAINBOW, relationship, Server, social norms, societal expectations, society, taboo, traditional straight man

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible – even a feminine gay boy finding love with a traditional straight man and becoming his wife!

Join us for a wild ride of love, acceptance, and building epic structures together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unexpected love story on our server. So come on, join us and let’s break all the rules in the best way possible!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Concerning Elf Obsession Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, below contempt, Board, concerning, dating disaster, disgusting ears, Elf, Elves, FLARE, lamy, loud, Minecraft, not elves, Obsession, Pekora, Posts, pro-elf, reminder, ruin, smp, Suisei, thanks, Vtubers, Watching

Are you tired of all the elf drama on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is 100% elf-free! We have a strict no-elf policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, who wants to deal with those gross, loud, and annoying ears anyway?

Join us and escape the elf madness by building epic structures, battling fearsome mobs, and exploring vast, untamed lands. And remember, dating an elf is a surefire way to bring disaster and ruin upon your virtual life – so why risk it?

Instead, spend your time on our server watching hilarious vtubers like Pekora and Suisei, who are definitely not elves. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and leave the elf drama behind – your sanity will thank you.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	6631	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!

asian, body shaming, Casting, Characters, Confrontation, Costa Rica, culture, Diversity, heritage, Identity, ignorance, In the Heights, insult, latina, LatinaCraft, musical theater, racism, representation, Respect, stealing, Stereotypes, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being both Asian and Latina is not only possible but encouraged! We believe in diversity and representation, just like the musical theater world should. Join us and show off your unique heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We have a special role-playing section where you can reenact the drama of being miscast in a school production. Confront your enemies, stand up for yourself, and maybe even throw in a savage insult or two (in a virtual setting, of course).

Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be both Asian and Latina in our server. Embrace your heritage, shut down the haters, and have a blast in our crazy and inclusive community. Join now and show the world that Vanessa can be Asian too!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6604	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	3941
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LifeIsHardButSMPFun

coping strategies, emotional resilience., emotional well being, inner strength, life satisfaction, LifeIsHardButSMPFun, mental health, mental toughness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self improvement, self-belief, self-care, self-empowerment, Stress Management

Are you tired of the real world constantly bringing you down? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape all your problems and live your best blocky life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans.

Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Come chill with us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting in your face. Trust us, it’s a real bonding experience.

Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild? Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect playground for all your building dreams. Whether you want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Just don’t ask where the cake came from… it’s a long story.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	273
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyAF Server

10. Personal growth, 11. Inner thoughts, 12. Raw emotions, 13. True self, 14. Self-expression, 15. Soul searching, 16. Unfiltered response, 17. Deep feelings, 18. Genuine emotions, 19. Introspection, 2. Feelings, 20. Real talk, 3. Mental health, 4. Self-reflection, 5. Authenticity, 6. honesty, 7. Vulnerability, 8. Transparency, 9. Self-awareness, CraftyAF, emotions, Server

Are you tired of boring old servers where people ask “How are you?” and actually expect a real answer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where asking “How are you?” will lead to the most outrageous responses you’ve ever heard. From players claiming to be unicorns living in a pineapple under the sea to others insisting they are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, you never know what you’ll get on our server.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make friends with the wackiest bunch of Minecraft players around, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover your own inner pineapple-dwelling unicorn.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Emeralds Found:	3653	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Light up your life with Lanterncraft: Where vanilla meets hilarity in a PVE world!

activities, bedrock, Community, crossplay, customloot, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefprotection, Hilarity, inventory, java, Lanterncraft, Life, Light, meets, playercontrolled, Plugins, PvE, Quests, Resourceworld, Semi Vanilla, Server, staffteam, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming, world

Lanterncraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Features	Resource world, Player controlled economy, Quests, Land claiming, Keeping inventory, Custom dungeons, Crossplay for bedrock players
Community	Friendly and welcoming
Discord	discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy
Java IP	play.lanterncraft.net
Bedrock IP & Port	play.lanterncraft.net:25586

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can claim their land to prevent griefing, and staff are available to assist with any issues.
Are there quests on the server?	Yes, there are multiple questlines with rewards for completion.
Do players lose their gear when they die?	No, keeping inventory is enabled so players do not lose their items upon death.
Are there custom dungeons on the server?	Yes, the server features custom dungeons with unique loot tables.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	228	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crops Grown:	2811	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyCraze – Creative Minecraft Server

averages, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraze, Creative, ducks, Fluctuate, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Oshi, Server, Shill, Swarm, Thread, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, Viewers, Vip, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names, youtube equivalent

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like /lig/ for indie vtubers, except instead of discussing streamers, we discuss the best way to build a dirt house in the game.

Join us if you’re tired of mainstream servers and want to be part of the VIP group of Minecraft players. We only accept players with at least 500 dirt blocks mined, so you know you’re in good company.

And don’t worry about shilling your 499 dirt block oshi, as long as you’re a Minecraft partner (or the equivalent in numbers), you’re welcome to join the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon has to wait in line to get in. So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us for some blocky adventures that will make even Herobrine jealous.

Previous players have built epic structures like a dirt tower to the sky and a dirt rollercoaster that will make you scream louder than a ghast. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	102	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixelated Potato Minecraft SMP

blogging, Community, Content Creation, Creative posts, digital content, ENGAGEMENT, long tail tags, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, pixelated, Post ideas, Post inspiration, post yours, Potato, sharing, smp, social media, tag list, tag optimization., tagging, Tagging strategy, User-generated content

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching your crops grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride around on saddled creepers and the chickens lay golden eggs!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! And don’t even get us started on the elusive Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, teleporting around the server to tell jokes to unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, rumored to turn even the most unlucky players into Minecraft millionaires overnight! So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MinecraftWeddingDrama

best man, bridezilla, long term relationship, maid of honor, MinecraftWeddingDrama, setting boundaries, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding stress

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride of wedding shenanigans and bridezilla moments!

Picture this: you’re the maid of honor at a wedding, but things take a turn for the worse when the bride and groom try to set you up with the best man. And to top it off, they don’t want your long-term boyfriend there!

But wait, it gets crazier! The best man starts making awkward conversation during a 4-hour car ride, and things get even weirder when you find out you’re rooming with him at the Airbnb.

When the bride and groom confront you about not giving the best man a chance, all hell breaks loose and you decide to peace out and leave the wedding. And the best part? The bride and groom spin the story to make you look like the bad guy!

Join our server for more insane stories like this and let the drama unfold in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SavageSMP Insults!

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Are you tired of getting roasted in the chat by noobs who think they’re better than you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show them who’s boss! We have a secret weapon that turns all haters into chickens, literally. So come join us and watch as your enemies cluck away in defeat!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	887044
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineHappyDayz

Contentment, daily happiness, Daily joy, finding joy, gratefulness, Happiness, happiness in little things, happiness is a choice, happiness is a lifestyle, happiness is contagious, happiness within, happy days, happy feelings, happy life, happy moments, happy thoughts, joyful moments, MineHappyDayz, positive vibes, positivity, spreading happiness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even have a dance party with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. And guess what? The zombies ended up joining our server because they were so impressed by our player’s skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have your own army of llamas to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	583	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2