Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t have to worry about creepy retail workers hitting on you in the mall bathrooms!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory without any unwanted advances from strangers. And hey, if you ever need backup, just call on your protective uncle to come to your rescue like a knight in shining armor.

So come on down to our server and leave the drama at the mall. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual retail worker to apologize to you on their knees for a change! Join now for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience like no other.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Falling into the Void: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 180 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

    Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

    So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Animals Bred: 131 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

    BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9070 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

    HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

    Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockBingeCraft

    BlockBingeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • GazaGriefGone

    GazaGriefGone
    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

    one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

    also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

    so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Based Based Based Minecraft Server

    Based Based Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 275
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

    Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

    BroSisCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

    Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4414 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 New Chunks Explored: 378878

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SisterSquadDormKick

    SisterSquadDormKick
    Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

    Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

    Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NormCraft: Back in the Day

    NormCraft: Back in the Day
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Magic Items Found: 5139

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

    The server has:

    * seasons with biome and mob spawn features

    * custom enchantments and items

    * cosmetics

    * Battle pass

    * duels with unique locations

    * bank with a system of interest on deposits

    * parkour

    * works

    * mob arena

    * king of the hill

    The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

    Hype Nigga Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Mines Excavated: 2595

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

    PetOverPartner Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

    Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

    NoPlusOneAllowedCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

    Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

    So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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