Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to figure out how to make xer go to prison – because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good mystery and some good old-fashioned mischief?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races where the winner gets a diamond block, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you participate in a chicken parade led by a pig riding a minecart, or witness a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pond? Only on our server, of course!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally solve the mystery of how to make xer go to prison!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 257
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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