Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to figure out how to make xer go to prison – because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good mystery and some good old-fashioned mischief?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races where the winner gets a diamond block, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you participate in a chicken parade led by a pig riding a minecart, or witness a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pond? Only on our server, of course!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally solve the mystery of how to make xer go to prison!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Holy Grails Found: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 15
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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