AlexandriaSMP – Where creepers run for mayor, 16 cat years old approved with dynamite maps! Join the chaos!

AlexandriaSMP, APPROVED, cat, Chaos, Community, Competitions, creativity, CREEPERS, Decisions, Discord, dynamite, Economy, Events, Gaming, INCLUSIVE, Join, Maps, Mayor, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Map, PvP, rollback capabilities, RUN, Secure, Server, shopping, smp, Support, Voting, Website, Years

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	223	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1871	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Community Driven	Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment.
Anti-Griefing Measures	With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities.
Online Map	Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map http://136.243.217.194:8123.
Regular Events	Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.
Shopping District	Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district.

Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions.

Visit our website and apply via our Discord: Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join AlexandriaSMP?

To join AlexandriaSMP, visit our website and apply through our Discord server.

2. Are there any anti-griefing measures in place?

Yes, we have implemented CoreProtect to ensure a secure server with anti-griefing and rollback capabilities.

3. Can I participate in events on the server?

Absolutely! We host regular events such as building competitions and PvP tournaments for all players to enjoy.

4. How does the in-game economy work?

Our server features a well-organized shopping district where players can participate in a thriving in-game economy.

BioCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6981	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Animals Bred:	174
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Magic Items Found:	4452
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5705	Dragon Eggs Found:	6906
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magic Items Found:	5280	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2400
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	2595
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Void Armor Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	419188	Runes Activated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.