| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2355 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2598 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
65.109.69.99:25387
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8206 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8758 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5525 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7459 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 492 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5583 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1145 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8351 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5165 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 6852 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 78 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9823 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4367 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1092 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5720 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 964 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9277 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8708 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7423 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 35 | New Chunks Explored: | 341213 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
![🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/152-RuLamp-Retro-Minecraft-server-Minecraft-server.gif)
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8908 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1155 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9637 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3175 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Votes: | 7053 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
