Are you tired of dealing with financial surprises from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only surprises are hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons! No more unexpected credit card bills for PS5s or GameStop shopping sprees – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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