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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8132 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2391 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
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