u want to join our server cuz we got the most epic army of minecraft players. we only recruit the most unhealthy and incapable players so we can become the strongest army in the game. we fight wars against other servers and crush them with our lack of health and capability. join us if u want to be part of the most ridiculous army in minecraft history.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 1285 Astral Projections Made: 0
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Potions Brewed: 169
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Buildings Constructed: 25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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