Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a history of contact like u wouldn’t believe! Our geneticists be rewriting the narrative of Neanderthals and other ancient humans, like it’s a soap opera or somethin’.

We got DNA from 3 Neanderthals and 1 Denisovan, showin’ that from the time our ancestors evolved like 250,000 years ago, until the Neanderthals disappeared, they were straight up swappin’ DNA like it’s a hot potato.

Join our server and become part of this wild genetic experiment, where you can trade DNA with other players and create your own unique species of Minecraft creatures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species of block-headed humanoids that will take over the Minecraft world! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to rewrite history in the wackiest way possible.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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