| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8284 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1069 | Mines Excavated: | 2427 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3501 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4976 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 487 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1671 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7388 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6284 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4068 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6258 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4721 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6032 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7087 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5539 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1550 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6354 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6278 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7627 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 651 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7516 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 166 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5217 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
