Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Villages Defended: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Dumb Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Dumb Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with dumb anime girls galore! From waifus to tsunderes, we’ve got them all waiting for you to join and be their senpai. But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical NPCs – they’ll challenge you to build the craziest structures and go on epic quests to prove your worthiness. So if you’re a fan of both Minecraft and dumb anime girls, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 57 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 167

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Starry Street Minecraft SMP

    Starry Street Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP inspired by the one and only Hoshimachi Suisei! We’ve got more drama than a K-drama marathon and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

    Join us for epic events like the Hoshimachi Suisei Live Tour 2024 – Spectra of Nova, where you can experience the thrill of a virtual concert right in your Minecraft world! And don’t forget to check out our exclusive Suisei x KAF Interview, where things get more chaotic than a creeper explosion!

    So what are you waiting for? Scrap and build your way to victory on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Animals Bred: 66
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SisPhoneEnvy Minecraft Server

    SisPhoneEnvy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of using a phone with less storage than a potato? Do you want to take photos and videos without your camera quality making them look like they were taken on a potato? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your potato problems!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without worrying about running out of space. Our server is so spacious, you can store all the virtual memories you want without any pesky system files taking up valuable potato space.

    And if you’re feeling a bit salty because your younger sister got a better phone at a younger age, don’t worry! On our server, everyone is equal and no one gets special treatment based on their phone quality. Plus, we have virtual iPhones for everyone to use, so you can snap those virtual selfies in style.

    So why wait for your parents to replace their phones when you can join our server and upgrade to a virtual iPhone 11 with just a few clicks? Don’t be a potato, join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to potato problems forever!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PeriodPalsMC

    PeriodPalsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some co-parenting chaos! Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument over parenting decisions.

    Experience the thrill of waiting to tell your ex about your daughter’s first period! Will you choose to inform him immediately or wait for your daughter to do it herself? The choice is yours in this exhilarating Minecraft world.

    Join now for a chance to navigate through passive-aggressive messages, one-sided decisions, and accusations of manipulation. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate co-parenting adventure in Minecraft!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Emeralds Found: 3731
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    so, like, u kno how russia is all like, “we make list of unfriendly countries”? well, dis server is like dat list, but for minecraft! we target moralty, like, if u not nice to ur fellow players, u get banned! but don’t worry, we also have, like, epic builds and mini games and stuff. plus, we have secret russian spies watching u at all times, so u better be on ur best behavior! join now for a wild ride of fun and spyness!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Villages Defended: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Point Clarity

    Pixel Point Clarity
    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, have we got the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u some outrageous reasons why:

    1. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone!

    2. our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who died in a tragic lava accident. if u see him, be sure to say hi and maybe he’ll give u some extra loot!

    3. we have a giant chicken that roams the server, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. just be careful, he’s a bit peckish!

    4. our admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes in exchange for rare items. just be careful what u wish for, u might end up with a pet creeper!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server around! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • What is the IP for BLAST Premier Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for BLAST Premier Minecraft Server?

    BLAST Premier is a global esports tournament series featuring top teams from around the world competing in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Founded in 2019, the tournament is known for its innovative format and high production value, drawing in millions of viewers across various streaming platforms. BLAST Premier has quickly become one of the premier events in the CS:GO competitive scene, offering substantial prize pools and showcasing some of the best players and teams in the game.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 229 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magic Items Found: 3384
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • LAGLAND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    LAGLAND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Lagland Survival server!

    Lagland Survival is a semi-vanilla, comfortable and cozy server. On our project you can relax, have a good time with your friends, and also do your favorite thing, from creating grandiose buildings to battles with other players.

    Supported versions – JAVA from 1.21 to 1.21.1Our IP is mc.laglad.ruOur website is laglad.ru

    The dimensions of the upper world are 30,000 by 30,000Dimensions of the lower world – 20,000 by 20,000Edge dimensions – 20.000 by 20.000

    What are our advantages?· Freedom of action, but some rules still need to be followed· Circular economy and the presence of an auction· Clan system· Buddy system

    From us you can purchase a donation, which in general does not violate the vanilla nature of the game and its presence will make your gameplay a little easier.

    Upper world wipes are rare, i.e. once a year – once a year and a half, or for technical reasons where a wipe is inevitable. We will definitely move all your buildings. And in the lower world and the region, wipes are carried out as the cards become clogged.

    On our server there are not and will not be any unbalanced teams (optics, creative, mute, kick, ban teams, etc.). Only the administration, as well as proven and high-quality moderation, have such advantages.

    Our administration is as loyal and responsive to players as possible, will help at any moment and will do everything to ensure that players enjoy their time on the server.

    Join our friendly community!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 155
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 180 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Townscraft: Where pigs fly and diamonds rain, for a community of mining maniacs, bonus, no creepers!

    Townscraft: Where pigs fly and diamonds rain, for a community of mining maniacs, bonus, no creepers!
    Server Name Townscraft
    Overview Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.
    Quick Links Rules, Discord, Photo Gallery, Video Trailer
    In-Depth Whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events, tight-knit community, all types of players welcome, vanilla experience, honor and trust, secure and thriving community, long seasons, community events
    Application Join Discord to apply

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server without applying?

    No, you need to join the Discord community and follow the application process to join the server.

    2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on Townscraft?

    Yes, you can find the rules document in the Quick Links section. Make sure to read and understand the rules before joining.

    3. What kind of community events does Townscraft host?

    Community events can vary but may include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events.

    4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, the server has protection measures in place to prevent theft or griefing. Your creations are secure on Townscraft.

    5. How long are the server seasons on Townscraft?

    The first season lasted 20 months, and the second season lasted 30 months. The server is currently in its third season.

    6. Can I play as a solo player on Townscraft?

    Absolutely! You can choose to join an existing town, create your own town with friends, or play as a solo adventurer exploring the vast landscapes.

    7. What is the server’s stance on mods and plugins?

    Townscraft aims to maintain a vanilla experience by not having towny or claims plugins. The server focuses on player interaction and community building within the vanilla Minecraft gameplay loop.

    8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

    If you need assistance or have any questions, feel free to ask in the Discord community. The friendly community and dedicated staff are there to help you.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Drop Her Free OF Minecraft Server

    Drop Her Free OF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tranny’s Free OF, rumored to hold the key to unlimited diamonds and rare loot. But beware, the journey is not for the faint of heart as you’ll encounter deadly mobs, treacherous traps, and maybe even a dancing llama or two.

    If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Woke Minecraft SMP: Is Foot Fag Pandering Cool?

    Woke Minecraft SMP: Is Foot Fag Pandering Cool?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest place to be! We have a strict “no footfag pandering” policy because we believe in equality for all body parts. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their adorable but deadly army of llama warriors. Join us if you dare, but beware of the llama uprising!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NephewDebtReckoning Minecraft Server

    NephewDebtReckoning Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of lending money to your nephew, only to have him ghost you for two years straight! Will he ever pay you back? Will you have to resort to in-game extortion tactics to get your virtual cash back? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of confronting your nephew in-game and demanding your money back like a true boss. Will he finally cave and start making those sweet, sweet payments? Or will he continue to dodge you like a pro Minecraft player dodges creepers? The choice is yours!

    Join our server now and get ready for the most intense family drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a loan shark’s paradise!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ores Mined: 3477
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DisabilityCraft: No Guilt Dates!

    DisabilityCraft: No Guilt Dates!
    Are you tired of boring karaoke nights where the only drama is who sings off-key the most? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Picture this: a wheelchair-bound player named Warren who will stop at nothing to win your heart (or at least a date). He’ll offer you virtual drinks, flirt shamelessly, and even pull the disability card to try and woo you. Will you accept his advances or shut him down like a pro?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about ableism, social norms, and the ethics of rejecting someone in a virtual world. Will you be the voice of reason or the instigator of chaos?

    Join our server now and experience the wildest social experiment since that time someone built a rollercoaster out of TNT. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable decision-making. Don’t miss out!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • HackLifeSMP – What’s Yours?

    HackLifeSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of a place where you can build epic structures, battle dangerous mobs, and prank your friends with TNT traps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their crazy antics and epic builds.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure that only the bravest players can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that will lead you to a land of infinite riches and danger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Mines Excavated: 1981 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • RedditRageCraft

    RedditRageCraft
    Have you ever seen a llama riding a creeper while doing the floss dance? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs flying on jetpacks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Emeralds Found: 4181
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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