so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. you can, like, build a house made out of cheese or ride a llama into battle.

one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back. it was, like, out of this world, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests? yeah, it’s, like, a whole new world down there.

come join us on this server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the party, dude!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 4396 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Secret Passages Found: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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