CraftyMurderFunTime | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	6863
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	9282
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Emeralds Found:	7328	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magic Items Found:	3294
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Towns Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7454	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9284
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4025
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5539

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Animals Bred:	25

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	194
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	221853	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	2801	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	203	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ores Mined:	6871	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Players:	100/200	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0