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The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mines Excavated:	2112
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2159
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Runes Activated:	8

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Emeralds Found:	8293
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mines Excavated:	2152	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Votes:	4302
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3239
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Animals Bred:	80