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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3879 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5323 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
We’ve got food, decorations, and drama galore just like at Dave’s house. But here, you can actually have fun without worrying about Dave’s antics. And if you’re looking for a server where blowing a tranny is a compliment, this is the place for you!
Join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than watching Dave act out inappropriate gestures in front of his pregnant wife announcement. Trust us, the chaos here is next level.
So come on over and join the madness. Just make sure to leave your brother-in-law Dave at home – we’ve got enough craziness here already!