KidzCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, amusing, children, EMBARRASSING, funny, hilarious, inappropriate, Innocence, innocent, Kids, KidzCraft, Language, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Naive, Server, Shocking.., Surprising, unaware, unawareness, unexpected, Unintentional, Words

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever heard a young kid innocently say something so inappropriate that you couldn’t help but laugh? Well, that’s basically what our Minecraft server is like – a constant stream of unintentional hilarity that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

Join our server if you want to experience the joy of hearing a 10-year-old confidently declare that they’re going to “blow up the bathroom” without realizing the double entendre. Or witness a group of kids arguing over who has the biggest “diamond sword” while completely missing the innuendo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the “Creeper King”, a player who accidentally set off so many explosions that they became the ruler of all creepers. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of the Creeper King riding into battle on a giant exploding chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unintentional comedy and absurd adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides split from all the laughter!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2670	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8636
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Villages Defended:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Animals Bred:	193

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6324	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	120
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	2570
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	246	Emeralds Found:	4973
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	6093
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Potions Brewed:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Renewable Power MC Server

blackouts, California, clean energy, climate change, cost increases, electricity, energy efficiency, energy independence, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green energy, grid reliability, hydroelectric power, power, power grid, power outage prevention, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable resources, Server, solar power, sustainable, wind power

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of 100 % clean, renewable electricity to keep the server running for 98 days straight! no blackouts here, just pure gaming bliss as you build, mine, and battle your way through our crazy world. plus, who needs to worry about electricity costs when it’s all powered by the sun and wind? come join us and experience the most electrifying minecraft server around!