Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Nether portal maze.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine guarded by zombie pigmen riding on chickens. And that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with loot so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a hidden stronghold filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 8349 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Holy Grails Found: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

    > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

    Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

    But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

    And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

    So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LingoFail Minecraft Server

    LingoFail Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MathCraft: No Room for Squares

    MathCraft: No Room for Squares
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

    Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 342 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyCreeperLand

    CraftyCreeperLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Dimension Hops: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/immortal-ni-08/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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