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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Zombie Dances: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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