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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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