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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

New Minecraft Servers

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun

GazaPoliceGone11

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza police, Gaza Strip, Gaza violence, GazaPoliceGone11, Hamas, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, military operation, palestinian authority, Palestinian officials, political tensions, violence, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	3085
Votes:	4649	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4079
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	New Chunks Explored:	821135
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mines Excavated:	2905	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Votes:	3723	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9639
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6477	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3986
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mines Excavated:	4683	Dragon Eggs Found:	9258
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

Players:	106/200	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Animals Bred:	146
Ores Mined:	899	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	2263	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7