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come build your own fortress and defend it from crazy creepers and zombies that be comin’ at ya like they on a mission. we got more drama than a soap opera, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness.

our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come make some new friends and enemies as you battle it out for survival. join now and see if you got what it takes to be the king of the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ores Mined: 6990 Dragons Tamed: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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