| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3737 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8442 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6645 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8916 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5395 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6401 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2643 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7207 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 128 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3818 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 95 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6194 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7583 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4369 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5739 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 640 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1642 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9435 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2795 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1279 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1007 | Animals Bred: | 84 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 269 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 194969 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8659 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9332 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Votes: | 7789 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4712 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
