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EweCraft – Flock Central 1.21

#youtube, appreciation, asmr, Blockheads, central, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, FLOCK, Friends, JP streamers, Live Stream, pixel girls, Pomu, Sheep, Sheeptuber, Streamers, twitch, Unity, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	78
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a virtual sheep paradise, but with a twist! We got sheep vtubers and their crazy friends running around like they own the place. From Essie_ch to SleepSheepASMR, we got all the woolly goodness you could ever want!

But wait, there’s more! We also have friend-shaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR and RakiKazuki joining in on the fun. It’s like a sheep sleepover party that never ends!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole bunch of JP streamers like HoshimiyaMeeple and NEUN09 bringing their own unique sheepy charm to the mix. It’s like a multicultural sheep extravaganza!

So come join us on this wild ride of sheep, pixels, and unity. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Trust me, you’ll be bleating with joy in no time!

RaceQuitCraft

aita, apologized, backed out, Boyfriend, coffee shop, Conversation, disagreement, Freezing, fucked him over, go home, half-marathon, handle situation, injured calf, Intentions, pissed off, pulled out, race venue, RaceQuitCraft, Support, Train

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Welcome to the most intense Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and heart-pounding action!

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like the player in this story who left their boyfriend at a race, you’ll constantly be faced with tough decisions and unexpected twists!

Join us and test your friendships, your loyalty, and your ability to handle intense situations. Just like the player in this story, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and make tough choices that could change the course of your Minecraft journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and excitement that awaits you! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

CraftyRichCraft

affluent behavior, conspicuous consumption, CraftyRichCraft, designer labels, exclusive clubs, expensive hobbies, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end fashion, lavish vacations, luxury accessories, luxury brands, luxury cars, luxury home decor, luxury lifestyle, luxury watches, opulent parties, private jets, social status symbols, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of people assuming you’re loaded just because you have a fancy car or wear designer clothes? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build the most extravagant mansions, drive around in diamond-encrusted minecarts, and wear armor made entirely out of emeralds. People will be so impressed by your virtual wealth that they’ll never question your real-life financial status again!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on our server worth millions of virtual dollars. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire? There’s only one way to find out – join our server today and start living the high life in blocky paradise!

PixelPeaceNATO – ZelenskyyCraft

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy skills, diplomatic strategy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Future, international relations, leadership, nato, Négotiation, peace negotiations, peace talks, PixelPeaceNATO, political communication, putin, russia, Ukraine, vision for peace talks, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3362	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join cuz, like, zelenskyy himself outlined his vision for peace talks on here. can you believe it? plus, he’s gonna talk about nato’s future and even what he would say to putin. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right? join now for a chance to chat with world leaders and maybe even negotiate world peace while building a sick castle in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Otter Tribes United

coastal ecosystems, community engagement, conservation efforts, conservation organizations, ecosystem restoration, Elakha Alliance, Endangered species, environmental impact, feasibility studies, habitat protection, marine mammals, non-profit partners, northern california, Oregon coast, Otter, Pacific Northwest, sea otters, Tribes, United, USFWS, wildlife conservation, wildlife management

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Zombie Dances:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where sea otters are like, the rulers of the land. You gotta join this server because these otters are on a mission to take over the Pacific Northwest, bro. They got tribes and non-profit partners backing them up, it’s gonna be wild.

Scientific studies have shown that it’s totally possible to bring back these otters to the Oregon coast and Northern California. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic otter takeover? Join now and be a part of history in the making, dude. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with cute little otters all day in Minecraft? It’s gonna be otterly awesome, trust me.

Vanilla survival without donat server minecraft

donat, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

The description of the server server “Vanilla survival without donat” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Maxim4ick38654.aternos.me

Turtlecraft

Active Staff, Creative, custom enchantments, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction, friendly community, Hardcore, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Pixelmon, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Turtlecraft, Voting Rewards

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	3276	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Discord Server	Join

Welcome to Turtlecraft

Turtlecraft offers a safe, fun environment for multiplayer fun, with no whitelist and open to all players who agree to follow the rules. Build, explore, socialize, and optionally join a player-made nation!

Features

Unique spawn area
Plugin for gradual night progress
Plugin for sitting on various blocks
Land claiming to prevent griefing
Various crafting datapacks
Active moderation team
Large map with Bluemap rendering
Discord integration
Optional custom resource pack

Rules

No tangible or irreversible damage to players or their progress/builds
Limited pranks, griefing, and theft permitted with permission
Three strikes system for trouble-makers

Join us on Discord and in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect to the IP address turtlecraft.us in your Minecraft client.

Q: What is the map size?

A: The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks.

Q: Are there any rules against griefing?

A: Griefing is limited and must be done with permission or for lore purposes only.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Please check with the server administrators for a list of approved mods.

Robo Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Advanced technology, Android, Artificial Intelligence, consent, Ethics, fembot, friendly handjob, futuristic, futuristic sex., Haven, human touch, human-like, human-robot interaction, Intimacy, machine learning, Pleasure, Robo, ROBOT, robotic companionship, Sci Fi, sex robot, Technology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, imagine a place where fembots roam free and give out friendly handjobs to players.

Join this server for a chance to experience the wildest and most outrageous interactions with fembots in Minecraft history.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have fembots giving you handjobs in the virtual world? Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server for a unique and unforgettable gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fembots give you a hand… literally!

Dad’s Dungeon: No Visits, No Problem!

child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication Issues, court orders, custody agreement, Dads, Dungeon, enforcing visitation schedule, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, first date, ignoring calls, Jail time, legal consequences, long distance parenting, parental conflict, parenting struggles, Problem, shared calendar, teenage rebellion, threatening behavior, Valentine’s Day, visitation rights, visits

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for TV shows, but for co-parenting relationships too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through custody battles, shared calendars, and last-minute visitations.

Witness the epic showdown between a dad who only visits once a year and a daughter who has her first-ever date on Valentine’s Day. Will she choose her crush over her dad? Will the dad resort to extreme measures like calling the police and courts to enforce his visitation rights? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now and experience the ultimate co-parenting chaos in Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

SneakySteveMC SMP

controversial, deceitful, dishonest, dubious, feels wrong, gray area, Guilty, IMMORAL, improper, inappropriate, morally ambiguous, not illegal, Questionable, Shady, Sketchy, smp, sneaky, SneakySteveMC, SUSPECT, taboo, underhanded, Unethical

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Star Shards Collected:	283	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

So like, this one time on our epic Minecraft SMP, I totally pranked my friend by filling his entire house with chickens. It was so hilarious, he was like “wtf bro, why are there so many cluckers in my crib?!” And I was just there laughing my butt off because it was so funny.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the crazy shenanigans we get up to on our server. We have epic build battles where we try to outdo each other with the most outrageous creations. And don’t even get me started on the insane treasure hunts we go on, searching for hidden loot in the most random places.

If you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

BlockBustCoGone

BANKRUPTCY, BlockBustCoGone, business failure, collapse of industry, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate giants, defunct corporation, downfall of a titan, economic collapse, economic disaster, failed company, failed empire, financial crisis, financial institutions, financial ruin, lost empire, market crash, market failure, recession, too big to fail

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

HamasBlasted Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, doubt, eradication, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasBlasted, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, radical groups, regional stability, rubio, security threat, Server, shaky ceasefire, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can totally eradicate ur enemies like rubio wants to eradicate hamas? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles where u can unleash ur inner rubio and show no mercy to anyone who crosses ur path. join us and be part of the epic war to end all wars in minecraft! come on, what r u waiting for? hamas ain’t got nothin on us!

FrostyPowerOutage

Attack, blackout, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, freezing cold, FrostyPowerOutage, Infrastructure, international relations, Military Action, Overnight, power plant, Residents, russia, SECURITY, strikes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Votes:	1247
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about those pesky Russia strikes hitting Ukraine power plants! We got so much warmth and cozy vibes, you won’t even notice the freezing cold outside. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make those power outages look like child’s play. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and endless fun! Who needs electricity when you have our server to light up your world? Let’s goooooo!

Neuro Build Craft

brain development, brain exercises, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health strategies, brain health techniques, brain health tips, brain plasticity, brain training, BUILD, challenging mind, cognitive function, Cognitive Training, Craft, learning, Memory, mental agility, mental fitness, mental muscle, neural pathways, Neuro, neuroplasticity, new experiences

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

join our server and become a MINECRAFT MASTERMIND. build epic castles and crazy contraptions that will make your brain EXPLODE with creativity.

challenge yourself with mind-bending puzzles and quests that will make you question reality itself.

who needs school when you can learn about neuroplasticity through MINECRAFT?

join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through the power of BLOCKS.

WARNING: side effects may include extreme fun, uncontrollable laughter, and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for hours on end.

Helios: THE REVOLUTION

Age Progression, Challenges, Curseforge, deities, Discord, governments, Helios, Minecolonies, Modded, Nations, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, Resources, revolution, Space Travel, Technological Era, Towns, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features
Realistic Politics
Valkaryian Skies for sailing the seas
Impressive contraptions with Create mod
Realistic technological Era advancement
Manage society with Minecolonies

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to enhance the Minecraft experience. With a roleplay-based Age Progression system, players can advance through different eras while influencing future gameplay.

For more information and to join, visit Discord or CurseForge.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the Helios Minecraft server?	The goal is to foster player engagement by allowing them to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply relax.
How does the Age Progression system work?	Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and environment. Players start in a vanilla-like Age and can advance to space travel, influencing future Ages through choices and suggestions.
Where can I learn more and join?	Visit the Discord server or CurseForge page linked above for more information and to join the Helios Minecraft server.

Players:	105/600	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1738	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6